32- Death of my Digital Friend

Dear Computer,

I know your watching from up above. I know that your hard drive has ascended to the fluffy clouds of 1's and 0's. Even now you're probably playing your MIDI. I know you'll be watching over me through that celestial webcam guiding my every step further into the technological world. I'm going to miss you helping me with my homework every evening. You made me see life in a new way, through a 1068 dpi screen. You saved my spelling disasters and my flawed writing techniques although your glitches were often wrong in my eyes. We wasted time together on YouTube and MySpace. Oh, the good times that were saved to the back up disk. I do, however, remember the times that you slowed down to an aching halt. I waited for you until errors popped up and finally you would shut down. These events should have been clearer to me that you would soon be pushing up the CDs. Even after your blue screen death, I didn't believe it. You will be missed.

Your faithful User,
Andrew

P.S. I wonder when Fry's next sale is going to be.